All of the above!

VIRGO [August 23–September 22] One reason I've been put on this earth is to expose you to a kind of astrology that doesn't crush your free will, but instead clarifies your choices. In this horoscope, I'll crisply delineate your options so that you may decide upon a bold course of action that's most in tune with your highest values. Study the following query, then briskly flex your freedom of choice. Would you rather want someone to:
1) knock the wind out of one of your illusions, thereby exposing the truth about what you really want;
2) not exactly kick you in the butt, but more like pinch and spank you there, inspiring you to revise your ideas about what it means to be close to someone; or
3) spin you around in dizzying yet oddly pleasurable circles, shaking up your notions about how to keep intimacy both interestingly unpredictable and soothingly stable.